wooo astig kinky...
Message: A smart love letter:
There's a couple and they love each other deeply
however, the girl's father does not like the boy
and want them stop their relationship.......
so......the boy wrote this letter to the girl.....
he knows that the girl's father will definitely read
this letter...
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows everyday. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to take care for me and help me
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye ! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad !!
However, before handing over the letter
to the girl, the boy told the girl to
"READ BETWEEN T
HE LINES".....
meaning-only to read
1,3,5,7,9,11,13.....etc (odd number)
So please try reading it again !
//carl struck at
6:48 PM\\
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//carl struck at
6:13 PM\\
English is a Hard Language
English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.
In plain English what does this translate to?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!
//carl struck at
4:04 AM\\
Can you name 21 people you can think of
right off the
top of your head? Dont read the questions
underneath until you write the names of all
21 people.
Don't change the names you've written
once you
start answering the questions. Ready, Start!
- Stella Segundo
- Glenn Villaluz
- JC Taruc
- Tadashi Kotake
- Gideon Ponio
- Jeff Quina
- Franchesca Gesmundo
- Yet Velasco
- Steph Yap
- Issa Diomampo
- Chally Gutierrez
- Ritchie Fong
- Alden Ong
- Apple Chuayap
- Samantha Ramon
- Joyce Santos
- Mac Penaloza
- Benson Co
- Raymond Enriquez
- Louie Montemayor
- Ifor Patero
THE QUESTIONS:
1. How did you meet 14?
E14 seatmate...haha seatmate ku pa rin ngayun :P
2. What would you do if you never met 6?
uhh wala aku nakilala na girl sa highschool? haha
3. What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
hahahaha asa louie
4. Did you ever like 5?
uki lang
5. Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
parehu naman sila soccer players e...lalaki nga lang silang 2 hahah
6. Describe 8:
has a very big smile :D
7. Do you think 13 is attractive?
para kay bataller..uu :))
8. Tell me something about 17:
English classmate
9. Do you know any of 4's family members?
LAHAT hahahaha
10. What's 21's favorite color?
i dunnu
11. What would you do if 18 just confessed s/he liked you?
OMG!!!
12. What language does 20 speak?
jibberish
13. Who is 9 going out with?
ewan ku hahaha
14. What grade is 16 in?
Incoming 2nd year college
15. When's the last time you talked to 13?
friday
16. What is 2's favorite band?
click 5? hahaha
17. Would you ever date 7?
may elevator boy yan :P
18. Would you ever date 12?
dota date uu
19. Is 15 single?
di ku lang alam hahaha
20. What is 19's last name?
Enriquez
21. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 11?
weird haha
22. What school does 3 go to?
Ateneo
23. Where does 15 live?
baguio
24. What's your favorite thing about 10?
kamukha ku :))
25. Have you ever seen 1 naked?
ngak no..
//carl struck at
9:56 PM\\
30 things girls should know about guys
Mostly True hahahahahah nakakatuwa basahin :)
*1. We're not as prvrtd as you think we all
are. 0:-)
*2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-
boyfriend IS
a LOSER.
*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses
sometimes too. :)
*4. Don't argue with us when we call you
beautiful. True :)
*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes
around
comes around.
*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of
the
reason's we're going out with you.
*7. Don't go into detail about your period.
It scares
us. (hahahaha)
*8. If you have cramps and we ask you
what's
wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month
and
nothing more.
*9. If you really liked us for us, you would
let us
think that our mustache, beard, or
sideburns
looked cool.
*10. We never shave our legs. So get over
it.
*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup
on us.
It's just wrong. (hahaha yack!)
*12. Don't make bets about us, because
one of
your friends will tell us, if you don't.
*13. When we tell you that you're not fat,
believe
us. True :)
*14. We absolutely do not care about the
Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees,B5,
or
what any other guy looks like for that
matter. (peru nakikinig pa rin aku boy bands)
*15. We may not be able to pee accurately
all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and
go pee. (woo)
*16. Just cause you think you're always
right,
doesn't mean that you don't have to
apologize
when you do something "wrong."
*17. You expect us to say and do sweet
things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the
same every
once in a while. We like to know that you
love us. :D
*18. We can't always be spontaneous, so
try to
help us make the plans sometimes. :)
*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy
for you,
cause you might get what you wish for.
* 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see
what
we would say". That's just mean. (the pain)
*21. Never pretend like you are going to
break up
with us and laugh when we believe you.
*22. Pamela Anderson's breasts aren't fake
anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
*23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots
who don't
want a relationship. True :)
*24. PMS is not an excuse.
*25. If you want us to put the seat down
when
we're done, you should put it up when
you're done.
*26 Don't tell us how cute your ex-
boyfriend was.
That doesn't turn us on.
*27. And always remember: The way to a
guys
heart is through his stomach..... and
maybe....oh
nevermind. (not me hahahaha)
*28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You
might
be that comfy with your friends, but to us
it's just
wrong. (brokeback!)
*29. We always notice how funny it is after
you rip
out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be
friends.
*30. And last but not least: We know
you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are
anyway. (haha)
//carl struck at
10:33 PM\\
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
//carl struck at
7:05 PM\\
couldn't sleep last night knowing that something was bothering you...
//carl struck at
8:09 PM\\
ang labu ng panaginip ku nung gabi...
di ku masyadu matandaan ung exaktong lugar peru parang grade school building ng Xavier un...basta...naglalakad aku sa 3rd floor tapus may malakas na hangin at lumipad ung ateneo ID ku sa parang balcony/ledge ng 3rd floor...
hindi ku maabut ng kamay ku ung ID...sinubukan ku kunin gamit ng ruler, walis atbp hehe peru hindi ku pa rin nakuha...so para makuha, kinailangan kung bumaba sa ledge na un...
pagkatapak ku sa ledge, mukha namang safe peru nung inabut ku ung id, bigla na lang nagcrack ung ledge at nasira...buti na lang nakakabit aku sa isang magical na hawakan na bigla na lang sumulput sa taas ku(galing nu...)
so nahulog na ung debris ng ledge sa 1st floor...sa kasamaang palad may mga tao sa 1st floor...ewan ku kung bakit may tao dun tapus ayun...natamaan sila ng debris...6 ang namatay...
bumaba aku sa 1st floor para tingnan kung anu nangyari sa mga tao. pagkakita ku, nakaplastic na sila handa nang dalhin sa funeral ek ek...natakut aku tapus pumanik ulit aku sa 3rd floor...nang makarating aku sa 3rd floor, may mga investigators na nag kumukuha ng finger prints etc...tapus nakita ku sa isang supot..nandun ung ID ku...tapus sabi nila na ung may ari ng ID na un ung may kasalanan tapus dapat makulung...
un lang nagising na aku haha...labu ng panaginip ku nu? hahahaha
//carl struck at
2:21 AM\\